if you think that you are starting to get a crush on someone
- what are you thinking
- abort mission
- digest those butterflies
- IM SERIOUS
digest those butterflies
When Phil goes on Jeopardy Skye hacks the quizboard to rig it in Phil’s favor
Imagine everyone’s surprise when the categories are “Captain America Trivia,” “Things Nick Fury Likes to Do,” “Government Secrets,” “Suits,” “Dad Jokes,” and “Cool Cars”
Please list your immediate family.
a vampire visits their human friend and stands at the doorway rather than just walk in
"you have to invite me in"
the human just gives them a curious and amused look
"that thing about vampires only being able to come inside places if they’re invited is true?"
the vampire just gives them a weird look
"no i’m just polite and would prefer being asked in"
Just look at how his boobs jiggle
Rumlow’s half-assed condolences were also my one of my fav things
"Sorry to hear about Fury, Cap. That was messed up what happened to him. Real messed up. Mad fucked up. Like, shit, man. You wake up in the morning and you’re like—nobody expects that, you know? Fucked up world we’re livin’ in, man, real fucked up. I’m here for you and shit, though."
reminder that mark ruffalo is a babe
Evan Peters for Los Angeles Magazine
I’M SO FUCKING TIRED OF TOMMY SHEPHERD BEING LEFT OUT OF YA STUFF OH MY GLOB