Random Messages

silly-beauty:

im crying from laughing so hard

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

tagged as → #I WAS SO WORRIED #but he fine
satsunon:

maybe I fucking will 

satsunon:

maybe I fucking will 

peixesprincesses:

leans in close

looks intently at you

holds your face

couple cosplay with me

tagged as → #don't #fucking don't

captainarlert:

I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time. 

superiorescalator:

please watch this vine

leightimtam:

leightimtam:

NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED

Who reblogged his

Why are there so many notes

tagged as → #omf

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

(Source: mykingdomforapen)

bryko:

bryko:

how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce

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(Source: missyperegrym)

Just wanted to remind everyone of the greatest comedy routine of all time.

Reblog - Posted 3 hours ago with 1 note

uolilea:

Snowpiercer + last words

# HAHA DO U THINK EDGAR’S FIRST WORD WAS CURTIS TOO

(Source: torigami)

tagged as → #snowpiercer

(Source: robertdowneysjr)

tagged as → #it me

chepibola:

does anyone else have “the chair”

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cameron-stewart:

I admit I sometimes have a problem with this. 

cameron-stewart:

I admit I sometimes have a problem with this. 

Reblog - Posted 5 hours ago - via / Source with 826 notes

captainjamestklrk:

larrrrrrystylinson:

larrrrrrystylinson:

larrrrrrystylinson:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

NOW SHE ASKED IF HE WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK 

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SOMEONE HELP. 

NO OLIVER, IGNORE ECHO. NO ONE IS HERE 

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I PROMISE. 

I’M 1000% DONE.

"OLI GO CAGE." NO OLI 

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DON’T. 

GO. 

CAGE. 

(Source: eragonsshadeslayer)