im crying from laughing so hard
leans in close
looks intently at you
holds your face
couple cosplay with me
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time.
please watch this vine
NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED
Who reblogged his
Why are there so many notes
TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT
how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce
Just wanted to remind everyone of the greatest comedy routine of all time.
Snowpiercer + last words
does anyone else have “the chair”
I admit I sometimes have a problem with this.
MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING.
NOW SHE ASKED IF HE WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK
NO OLIVER, IGNORE ECHO. NO ONE IS HERE
I’M 1000% DONE.
"OLI GO CAGE." NO OLI