Random Messages

(Source: severlac)

notice-me-senpie:

eren-jaegersbasement:

if you think that you are starting to get a crush on someone

  • dont
  • what are you thinking
  • abort mission
  • digest those butterflies
  • IM SERIOUS

digest those butterflies 

(Source: basement-relatable)

skyestan:

When Phil goes on Jeopardy Skye hacks the quizboard to rig it in Phil’s favor

Imagine everyone’s surprise when the categories are “Captain America Trivia,” “Things Nick Fury Likes to Do,” “Government Secrets,” “Suits,” “Dad Jokes,” and “Cool Cars”

(Source: marysuepoots)

not-terribly-elegant:

theroguefeminist:

image

We’re we.

Here fuck.

We’re shit.

Queer up.

tagged as → #don't dead open inside

jaclcfrost:

a vampire visits their human friend and stands at the doorway rather than just walk in

"you have to invite me in"

the human just gives them a curious and amused look

"that thing about vampires only being able to come inside places if they’re invited is true?"

the vampire just gives them a weird look

"no i’m just polite and would prefer being asked in"

(Source: saekurosawa)

But imagine Steve Rogers ferociously defending women who get harassed on the streets. Steve going super red when Darcy tells him about all the shit she faces. Steve publicly denouncing MRA’s and most republicans for making life harder for women and especially getting pissed when governors go on tv and talk about how poor people should just stop being poor because he’s BEEN THERE and he knows how hard it is to function day to day, much less deal with the people running your country telling you you’re a drain on society. Steve Rogers doesn’t like bullies, right, no matter where they’re from."
Cam during a super discussion about a Steve Rogers who’s so there for social justice and modern values (via nollag)
flynnabob:

Just look at how his boobs jiggle

flynnabob:

Just look at how his boobs jiggle

kehinki:

Rumlow’s half-assed condolences were also my one of my fav things

"Sorry to hear about Fury, Cap. That was messed up what happened to him. Real messed up. Mad fucked up. Like, shit, man. You wake up in the morning and you’re like—nobody expects that, you know? Fucked up world we’re livin’ in, man, real fucked up. I’m here for you and shit, though."

tagged as → #fucking crossbones #cap 2

do-you-have-a-flag:

reminder that mark ruffalo is a babe


Evan Peters for Los Angeles Magazine

Evan Peters for Los Angeles Magazine

(Source: dlyanobrien)

tommyshepherds:

I’M SO FUCKING TIRED OF TOMMY SHEPHERD BEING LEFT OUT OF YA STUFF OH MY GLOB

nobodyfuckingaskedyou:

trogdorthe-burninator:

YOU ARE THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES

I’M CRYING BECAUSE OF THAT CAPTION

(Source: poyzn)